Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
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