Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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