are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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