I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I deserve to be covered in dicks
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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