The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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