Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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