Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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