Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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