So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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