return my video game
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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