Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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