Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
