We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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