I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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