i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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