so explain again why im purple
no
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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