Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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