I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I look better un-naked...
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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