Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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