Cold hands, warm shart.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Just high enough for therapy.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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