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How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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