They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
the liver wants what the liver wants
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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