butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Randomize
