girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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