If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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