so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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