sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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