Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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