Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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