How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Randomize
