yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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