i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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