i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
