She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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