If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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