is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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