Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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