You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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