ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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