IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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