He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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