I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
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