i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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