Non-Jews are for practice
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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