The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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