I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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