No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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