apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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