Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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