I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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